A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that-
Nope, we’re not doing this.
Fuck the homestuck style. Who the hell can pull that off? Not me. We’re doing this my way.
Fine then. I’m just a humble narrator.
Okay, cool.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the *****th of *****, 2018, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was 22 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!