13ulbasaur / Twiggies

mysterystuck:

>Arthur: Investigate DOTS.

yes. Hell yes. Hell Fucking Yes. Dots are your favorite candy in the whole world, and absolutely nothing can ever change that opinion. There will never come a time when you shall betray your dots for any other flavored candy, specifically ones with holes in them that are flexible and known to “”“save lives”“”, and GC can suck on it.

You search through the box for your favorite flavor…

A delicious cherry treat!

You pop the red dot into your mouth, and it’s like immediate heaven.

The cherry is so sweet. The chew is so good. The taste of sugary goodness and slightl tartness makes your tastebuds sing.

You pick out another one. This time, it’s an orange dot. They’re not your favorite, but they’re also good! You eat it.

You’re overwhelmed with the tang of citrus goodness. Mandarin flavors dance in your mouth, and clementines come to memory. This zesty flavor has everything you want that cherry does not provide.

Actually… this gives you an idea.

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