*slams fist on table* They were married in kindergarten through the power of ring pops. Then first grade came and the world said no gay and thus began Arthur's downward spiral into depression and one sided love
i think the whole sadness thing would be a later development, young children like that are Very dramatic and VERY bitter about anything and everything that upsets them, especially the ones that have the freedom to swear
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that-
Nope, we’re not doing this.
Fuck the homestuck style. Who the hell can pull that off? Not me. We’re doing this my way.
Fine then. I’m just a humble narrator.
Okay, cool.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the *****th of *****, 2018, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was 22 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!