13ulbasaur / Twiggies

Chinese New Year is very soon. Definitely going to shove some of my ang pao cash into my laptop for the Wakfu kickstarter. 

What do you mean it doesn’t work like that?

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful and prosperous year. 

What did you just fucking say about my Coney, you Iop-head? I’ll have you know I was the best soul in Incarnam, and I’ve been involved in numerous UB runs, and I have over 300 pieces of rare equipment. I am trained in healing warfare and I’m the top Eniripsa in the entire Amakna armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Gobball. I will wipe you the fuck out with damage the likes of which has never been seen before in this world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about my Coney over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Eniripsas across the World of Twelve and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the second Ogrest’s Chaos, noob. The chaos that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, no respawns. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one element. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of max level Eniripsa skills and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will unnatural remedies and use water spells all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.